Pretty Sure Quotes

204 Pretty Sure quotes by 164 unique authors

I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' when opening up a door was created by guys like me just so we can check out yo… — Unknown Author
I'm pretty sure you bath room gay — Savanna Sanchez
Dear microsoft word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right — Lamartimothy
Why do pepole who are pretty sure they have steped in dog poop always take off their shoe and smell it and say ooh thats… — Unknown Author
I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan — Bismark Frimpong
Ma'am, there's only one God, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. -Steve Rogers — The Avengers
My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound… — Adam Carolla
Socially this was very difficult on me. When you have no eyebrows... people don't know what's wrong but they're pretty sure something isn't right. And… — John Pinette
Today, I'm pretty sure I could rule the world. — Lo Bosworth
I'm pretty sure every other guy out there is looking at porn here and there. Why not? I mean, I'm not into anything sick. I'm… — Scott Disick
We venture to assert, that if there be any day in the year, of which we may be pretty sure that it was not the… — Charles Spurgeon
Shes a slut for having sex with one guy? Thats funny since Im pretty sure you sleep with more guys every night than you do… — Unknown Author
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A Reptile Dysfunction. Doesn't… — Hussein Nishah
When the dentist told me to open my mouth and get closer her head I'm pretty sure she wanted to kiss me, because I was… — Unknown Author
I'm pretty sure after you left, you just found someone who's my replacement. =( — ALYSSA
No convention gets to be a convention at all except by grace of a lot of clever and powerful people first inventing it, and then… — Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Spying ass bitches need to trade their eyesight with the blind. I'm pretty sure they'll use your ability to see for a better purpose. — Unknown Author
Lol you guys this girl is muh sissy!!! Pretty sure we were separated at birth... :) — DaniAlla
Feeling like crap. I don't know what crap exactly feels like but I'm pretty sure I'm in that category. :( — Azgraybebly Joslan
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja
Eye contact is one of the chief ways that humans send signals of interest and it is believed that when a guy look at a… — Glen Rambharack
She's so much prettier than me, so much thinner than me and so much more popular than me. The boy I like probably likes her… — Leila
Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights. — Nikhil Saluja
I really like you I really want to be my girlfriend Ima fight for you cause your the only one that I truly love and… — Eliaspelaez
Pretty sure the woman of my dreams will be the kind who'll agree to hold my beer glass while I watch the football game on… — Nikhil Saluja

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