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- I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel...
- What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when…
- Happiness is an illusion, Natalie. It doesn't actually exist." "Of course it does," I said. "It's what you feel when you're not sad." "That's unconsciousness.…
- When it comes to smoking, somepeople think that we're immortal and smoking takes away our immortality, they say ''don't smoke, smoking kills you, I'd like…
- Stupidity isn't in my Brain, m Pretty sure its in my Veins.
- I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' when opening up a door was created by guys like me just so we can check out yo…
- Why do pepole who are pretty sure they have steped in dog poop always take off their shoe and smell it and say ooh thats…
- Shes a slut for having sex with one guy? Thats funny since Im pretty sure you sleep with more guys every night than you do…
- When the dentist told me to open my mouth and get closer her head I'm pretty sure she wanted to kiss me, because I was…
- Spying ass bitches need to trade their eyesight with the blind. I'm pretty sure they'll use your ability to see for a better purpose.
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- At American Airlines, we have built a business around the love of travel that has lasted three quarters of a century. And… — Gerard Arpey
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