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Trey Parker has 74 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was…
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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
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I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to…
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I…
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Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey…
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I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's…
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been…
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Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ...…
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything…
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You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But…
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I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends…
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I think that that Davis Cup final made me much stronger mentally. And this preseason, I was working really hard. So today,…
— Unknown Author
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
— Charles Barkley
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All men are created equal. Some work harder in preseason.
— Emmitt Smith
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We know who is out there as far as available quarterbacks, but in reality, no one would be more prepared or capable…
— Steve Mariucci
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In preseason camp, there are no friends. when newcomers arrive trying to take not only your job, but maybe your best friend's…
— Sue Wicks
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Any game is important to me. At Boston College, when I went out for the spring games, I wanted to win. Maybe…
— Doug Flutie
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Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering.…
— Jimmy Fallon
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In NFL preseason, the coaches don't use 10% of the playbook. They don't game plan. They do nothing. They don't give anything…
— Rush Limbaugh
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I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching…
— Trey Parker
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In the preseason, in the month of October, I work out almost every day, lifting weights for 20 or 30 minutes, and…
— Steve Nash
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I love preseason games. They are fun to me because you get to go out there with guys that are on the…
— Matt Flynn
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If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows…
— Michael Symon
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