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- You can't put this possum in a cage — George Jones
- We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt… — John Shelton Reed
- I think that my favourite animal is a baby possum, or a joey. The face of a really little joey is so… — Mem Fox
- I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good. — Chris Pratt
- Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? — Bill Watterson
- I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding… — Tina Fey
- No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad." -Nastasya — Cate Tiernan
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done. — S. Truett Cathy
- Ay, Im awesome, every time I lay it down. I think that I kill em, play possum. — Unknown Author
- No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them… — Bill Engvall