Possum Quotes

11 quotes by 10 authors

• You can't put this possum in a cage — George Jones
• We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to… — John Shelton Reed
• I think that my favourite animal is a baby possum, or a joey. The face of a really little joey is so divine - so,… — Mem Fox
• I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good. — Chris Pratt
• Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? — Bill Watterson
• I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything… — Tina Fey
• No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad." -Nastasya — Cate Tiernan
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done. — S. Truett Cathy
• Ay, Im awesome, every time I lay it down. I think that I kill em, play possum. — Unknown Author
• No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food… — Bill Engvall

Who Wrote These Possum Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 11 Possum Quotes as follows:

• 1 Possum Quote by Bill Engvall
• 1 Possum Quote by John Shelton Reed
• 1 Possum Quote by Bill Watterson
• 1 Possum Quote by George Jones
• 1 Possum Quote by Mem Fox
• 1 Possum Quote by Chris Pratt
• 1 Possum Quote by Tina Fey
• 1 Possum Quote by Cate Tiernan
• 1 Possum Quote by S. Truett Cathy
• 1 Possum Quote by Unknown Author