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142 Porch quotes by 124 unique authors

You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just… — Jack Handey
In 1776, the Americans laid before Europe that noble Declaration, which ought to be hung up in the nursery of every king, and blazoned on… — Henry Thomas Buckle
My life feels like a book left out on the porch, and the wind blows the pages faster and faster, turning always toward a new… — Nancy E. Turner
What a pure blessing it was to have a bath in a tub alone in a room where all you had to do was pump… — Nancy E. Turner
I explained we lost the porch to the flood. Father hasn't gotten around to rebuilding it, although he's quite a good carpenter. He says if… — Franny Billingsley
I showed her how I'd been making tiny cuts in my skin to let the badness and the pain leak out. They were shallow at… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Nowadays, people are so jeezled up. If they took some chamomile tea and spent more time rocking on the porch in the evening listening to… — Tasha Tudor
When you keep the porch light on for the prodigal child, you do what God does every single moment. — Max Lucado
True luxury is being able to own your time - to be able to take a walk, sit on your porch, read the paper, not… — Ashton Kutcher
Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it… — Johnny Carson
My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy.… — Sarah Zettel
The culturally specific, in particular, the American porch play that American writers have cherished and loved for many years in terms of their new writing,… — Stephen Daldry
Oh, God. The Sixties are coming back. Well I've got a 12-gauge double-barreled duck gun chambered for three-inch Magnum shells. And - speaking strictly for… — P.J. O'Rourke
I dream of land, cut only where streams glistened with birdsong wander through quiet hills burnt hard by the scrape of wind, and of a… — Nancy E. Turner
Edward Abbey said you must brew your own beer; kick in you Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your cabin and piss off the… — Bernd Heinrich
Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington -- it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord… — Barack Obama
Everything in New Orleans is a good idea. Bijou temple-type cottages and lyric cathedrals side by side. Houses and mansions, structures of wild grace. Italianate,… — Bob Dylan
American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting out 'Where else… — Peter Ustinov
[T]he final step in becoming an urban farmer is the naming of your farm, even if your name is simply for the few pots on… — Greg Peterson
Heaven is a house with porch lights. — Ray Bradbury
My favorite scene in all of movies is Gregory Peck in 'To Kill A Mockingbird': You see him where he's on the porch, and his… — Mary-Louise Parker
I'm not the type to sit on the porch and watch life go by. — Sally Rand
But I would rather be with you, somewhere in San Francisco on a back porch in July, just looking up to Heaven, at this crescent… — Robert Hunter
When I was a junior, boys were allowed to come visit me at the house. We could sit on the porch until about 8 o'clock… — Daisy Fuentes
I actually do my own renovations. I designed and built a 100-foot split-cedar rail fence to enclose my property. It was one of the hardest… — Jeffrey Donovan

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