Poodles Quotes

54 Poodles quotes by 43 unique authors

When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm!… — Heidi Klum
Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. — George Jean Nathan
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner
When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. — Gene Simmons
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this… — Dr. Seuss
[Italian men] are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud. — Elizabeth Gilbert
I said hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan
It used to be on the Internet no one knew you were a dog. Now not only does everyone know that you are a dog,… — Nancy Willard
Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity! — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
I am probably responsible for the odd fact that people don't seem to name their daughters Lolita any more. I have heard of young female… — Vladimir Nabokov
To my taste, the men in Rome are ridiculously, hurtfully, stupidly beautiful. More beautiful even than Roman women, to be honest. Italian men are beautiful… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot… — Kelley Armstrong
Curled up at the base of the scales, fast asleep, was the oddest monster I'd seen yet. It had the head of crocodile with a… — Rick Riordan
Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a… — Ilona Andrews
What's that?" "That's my attack poodle. — Ilona Andrews
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in… — Ilona Andrews
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any canine… — Carrie Vaughn
Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on a gun? — Ilona Andrews
But suppose your dæmon settles in a shape you don't like? Well, then, you're discontented, en't you? There's plenty of folk as'd like to have… — Philip Pullman
Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love. — Holly Black
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and… — Ilona Andrews
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked… — Rick Riordan
This is my own little rock theory: In my mind, Nirvana slayed the hair bands. They shot the top off the poodles. — Henry Rollins

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