Poodle Quotes

43 Poodle quotes by 33 unique authors

It used to be on the Internet no one knew you were a dog. Now not only does everyone know that you are a dog,… — Nancy Willard
I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot… — Kelley Armstrong
Curled up at the base of the scales, fast asleep, was the oddest monster I'd seen yet. It had the head of crocodile with a… — Rick Riordan
Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a… — Ilona Andrews
What's that?" "That's my attack poodle. — Ilona Andrews
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in… — Ilona Andrews
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any canine… — Carrie Vaughn
Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on a gun? — Ilona Andrews
But suppose your dæmon settles in a shape you don't like? Well, then, you're discontented, en't you? There's plenty of folk as'd like to have… — Philip Pullman
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and… — Ilona Andrews
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked… — Rick Riordan
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal… — Henry Miller
I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle. — Unknown Author
She has turned the British bulldog into a Reagan poodle. — Unknown Author
Got a crazy noodle bout the size of a 10 inch poodle — Marky
Alana calls me poodle because poodle is a term for being gay. So, Im a poodle. — Honey Boo Boo Child
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. — Louis Sabin

Who Wrote These Poodle Quotes

33 authors contributed a total of 43 Poodle Quotes, led by these top contributors: