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- I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.
- She has turned the British bulldog into a Reagan poodle.
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- I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew. Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some… — Duke Ellington
- It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. — Charles A. Murray
- I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence
- But loneliness is as delusive a belief in the pertinence of the world as is love: in choosing to feel lonely, as… — Yiyun Li
- It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. — Brad Garrett
- I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then… — Erin Moran
- My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker
- If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation. — Mart Crowley
- It is my experience that in some areas [my poodle] Charley is more intelligent that I am, but in others he is… — John Steinbeck
- He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he… — John Steinbeck
- A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good… — Stanley Coren
- These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make. — Steve Martin