Pony Quotes

73 Pony quotes by 68 unique authors

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears… — Cecily von Ziegesar
If there’s a magic pony in the story, chances are I’ll read it. — Chris Adrian
I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be,' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own… — Neil Gaiman
Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow… — Rick Riordan
It's the first line in your book. I always thought there was a lot of truth in that. Or maybe that's what my English teacher… — Nicholas Sparks
If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity. — Stephen King
Adventures are not all pony-rides in May-sunshine. — J.R.R. Tolkien
Svengal lay groaning on the turf. His thighs were sheer agony. His buttocks ached. His calf muscles were on fire. Now, afterhe had tumbled off… — John Flanagan
If it turned out Brandon Stark also likes to dress up as Strwberry Shortcake while playing croquet with his miniture pony collection, I totally wouldn't… — Meg Cabot
The two dozen commonplace childhood photographs - snowsuit, pony, tennis racket, looming fender of a Dodge - were an inexhaustible source of wonder for him,… — Michael Chabon
Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once… — Terry Pratchett
I'm not a gentle pony... I promise you, you will have to work to keep your seat. — Julia Quinn
I elbowed my way into the grubby café, bought a pie that tasted of shoe polish and a pot of tea with cork crumbs floating… — David Mitchell
Young Sally Owens: He will hear my call a mile away. He will whistle my favorite song. He can ride a pony backwards. Young Gillian… — Alice Hoffman
If you hit a pony over the nose at the outset of your acquaintance, he may not love you but he will take a deep… — Rudyard Kipling
Indeed. That pony collection isn’t nearly complete,” Carter mused. When I dared a look back at him, I saw that the angel was smiling at… — Richelle Mead
Soon you start craving that intense attention with the hungry obsession of any junkie. When the drug is withheld you probably turn sick, crazy and… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Tyson was still staring at Chiron in amazement. He whimpered like he wanted to pat Chiron's flank but was afraid to come closer. "Pony? — Rick Riordan
I've been thinking about it, and that poem, that guy that wrote it, he meant you're gold when you're a kid, like green. When you're… — S E Hinton
Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down. — Lady Gaga
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony… — Rachel Cohn
The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I… — John Green
Zealots are like one track-pony. Don't get in their way without expecting to get hurt. — Patricia Briggs
I wouldn’t kill your pony. I’d like to believe it, anyway. I’d like to believe I wouldn’t drag you out in to the woods and… — Richard Siken
Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell… — Robert Breault

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