Poke Quotes

157 Poke quotes by 139 unique authors

You know the theory of cell irritability?. If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form… — Bill Murray
Did you ever see the way the clouds love a mountain? They circle all around it; sometimes you can't even see the mountain for the… — Toni Morrison
I never, ever see myself as a celebrity or famous, so I poke fun at that. — Kendra Wilkinson
A number of American colleges are willing to pay a tempting amount to pinch and poke an author for a day or two. — John Updike
One of my favorite ways to eat albacore is tuna poke. — Tom Douglas
I think people are tired of politicians trying to poke each other in the eye. — Mark Warner
Quite casually I wander into my plot, poke around with my characters for a while, then amble off, leaving no moral proved and no reader… — Thorne Smith
I see the cartoonist as contributing to the content, being critical, because we do poke holes in some of the dialogue and find new ways… — Jonathan Shapiro
I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies… — Stephen Fry
Being a comedy writer gives you permission to be an outsider and poke fun at what people think about other people. — Michael Patrick King
You may poke a man's fire after you've known him for seven years. — English Proverb
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy… — Monty Python
I wanna show all ma haterz some love , so this one is for you , Good morning haterz ,hope you had a fantastic night… — Brighton Simpsons
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only… — Melchor Lim
Stranger stabs u in the front. Friend stabs u in the back. Boyfriend stabs u in the heart. Best friends only poke each other with… — Christine Ramkran
Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT button!! — Arjun Loveable
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u — Babloo
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them,… — Hemantsmarty
He bows his and I bow mine back and then poke him in the stomach. He walks out of the kitchen leaving me and Stark.… — Unknown Author
Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.so I started doing Same thing to them at funerals. — Hendrix
A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough. — Larry McMurtry
I should have listened when my Momma told me that, If you play now you gonna suffer later, Figured she was talking yang-yang so I… — Outkast
Everybody listen up; come on and get a lil closer, Got two barbies on da bed four barbies on da sofa, I might add her… — Travis Porter
I shoulda listened when my mama told me, 'that, if you play now, you gonna suffer later.' Figured she was talkin yin-yang, so I payed… — Andre 3000
What you gon do wen tha devil poke you with his fork. — Pimp C

Who Wrote These Poke Quotes

139 authors contributed a total of 157 Poke Quotes, led by these top contributors: