Poke Quotes

157 Poke quotes by 139 unique authors

I'm dropping that hotter den drop it like its hot. Face down ass up, on some new shit. I'm out of control wit it. Dip… — Remy Ma
Bra think he hard till he see dat 4 4 cocked, silence on tha tip so it poke 'em like a flu shot — Lil B
When the justice falls asleep, wake it up with a poke to the head! — Mariana Fulger
Facebook alows you to talk to walls and poke people but not nudging like msn because that's just plain wrong! — Unknown Author
I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas. — Unkown
If any of my pregnant friends create a facebook for there unborn child I'm creating a facebook for a coat hanger so I can poke… — Unknown Author
Class time: better take good notes. You bitches couldn't touch me with a Facebook poke, Bitch! — Mac Miller
I didn't ask you to poke me..that's rape! — Unknown Author
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws and knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off. — Earl Sweatshirt
Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks... — Lawrence
Outta smokes, no time for jokes, best not come to poke, cause I'll end up catching a case choking your face with a shoelace steady… — Massmurder
Is it dead? ( ._.) (._. ) I dont know? Poke it. — Enhance Dreams
I have to admit we're not that tech-savvy, but we're constantly learning and discovering new things on the Web. I check Style.com to look at… — Ashley Olsen
We can freak someone out if we want to: 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture.… — Kand3n
She got that magical vaginal let me hocus poke. Row, row, row my boat gently down your stream — Ab-Soul
Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals. — Pacifiersucker
I thought somebody was trying to put me on. Someone trying to poke fun at me. I'll tell you what, I didn't fall for it,… — Bill Walsh
Is thinking the 'poke' button on Facebook is getting far too old now. I would like to see a 'choke' and 'slap' button — Arjun Loveable
A stranger stabs you I front, A friend stabs you in the back; A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke… — LifeMeans_LykA
I hate wedding.Old people would poke me and saying that you're next .They stopped when I started going up to themat funerals and poking them,… — Vicky Alexis
In a relationship I only want 3 things eyes that would cry love that won't die! and nose that won't poke-nose! — Nkemjika Linus
On every difficult situation or even the worst one, always remember that this is how God poke you to remember that God is still there… — Unknown Author
When in doubt, step back, prepare to run, and poke it with a stick — Paige Carter
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty… — Kevin McCarty
I drink the five o'clock martinis and poke at this dry page likea rough goat. Fool! I fumble my lost childhood for a mother and… — Anne Sexton

Who Wrote These Poke Quotes

139 authors contributed a total of 157 Poke Quotes, led by these top contributors: