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• Call the police and call the press, but please, dear God, don't tell my friends.
• If you fall, I'll pick you up. And if you court this disaster, I'll point you home.
• One day I'll construct a satellite, and Ill name it after you, 'cause you were the greatest friend of all, except for…
• Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
• They're complicated people leading complicated lives, and he complicates their problems by telling complicated lies.
• If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you some art, a Picasso or Garfunkel.
• You'll think you're looking at Aquaman, I summon fish to the dish.
• I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.
• Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
• I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles, don't blame it on Yokey.
• Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me. But while I cannot love myself I'll use something else.
• All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass.

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