All Bare Naked Ladies Quotes
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Call the police and call the press, but please, dear God, don't tell my friends.
Call
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If you fall, I'll pick you up. And if you court this disaster, I'll point you home.
Court
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One day I'll construct a satellite, and Ill name it after you, 'cause you were the greatest friend of all, except for when you split…
All
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Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
Absence
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They're complicated people leading complicated lives, and he complicates their problems by telling complicated lies.
Complicated
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If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you some art, a Picasso or Garfunkel.
Art
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You'll think you're looking at Aquaman, I summon fish to the dish.
Aquaman
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I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.
Funeral
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
Alcohol
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I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles, don't blame it on Yokey.
All
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Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me. But while I cannot love myself I'll use something else.
Alcohol
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All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass.
All
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Once I had this dream where I slept with her mom.
Dream
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I live with it everyday, for every step I have to pay. The only thing that they can't take, is the guilt that spirals in…
Every Step
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There was wrong and there was right, and then there was me.
Me
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When she was three, her Barbies always did it on the first date.
Barbies
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You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked.
Naked
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I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.
Alcohol
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If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun,…
Clover
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Much like pheromones for flies, you will not avoid my eyes.
Avoid
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I don't think I need a rubber room, but that might be nice.
Nice
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I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back. I flew over the cuckoo's nest and I'm never…
Always Hurt
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It's been one week since you looked at me, threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy. Five days since you tackled me,…
Air
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I dont buy everything I read, I haven't even read everything I bought.
Bought
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I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone. I guess I should've studied instead of watching Wrath Of Khan.
Classroom
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