Plastic Quotes
567 quotes by 479 authors
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Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around…
— Daniel Handler
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Words! Mere words! How terrible they were! How clear, and vivid, and cruel! One could not escape from them. And yet what a subtle magic…
— Oscar Wilde
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he cut through the 21st Century Gallery, past the big plastic statues of Pluto and Mickey, animal headed gods of lost America
— Philip Reeve
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Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?
— David Sedaris
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All right, You Great Git, You've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, motorways,…
— Peter Cook
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And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because…
— Art Buchwald
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Everything's plastic, we're all going to die sooner or later, so what does it matter.
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
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Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was…
— Glenn Beck
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No more photos. Surely there are enough. No more shadows of myself thrown by light onto pieces of paper, onto squares of plastic. No more…
— Margaret Atwood
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A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the…
— David Sedaris
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A philosophy professor at my college, whose baby became enamored of the portrait of David Hume on a Penguin paperback, had the cover laminated in…
— Anne Fadiman
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Everything in Los Angeles is too large, too loud and usually banal in concept… The plastic asshole of the world.
— William Faulkner
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A thousand plastic flowers don't make a desert bloom. A thousand empty faces don't fill an empty room".
— Frederick Salomon Perls
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Ugster vinyl pumps, Partridge Family records, plastic daisy jewelry, old postcards. . . . It's a magpie Christmas market.
— Francesca Lia Block
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You are working up to Mr. Fantastic Fiction levels of Zombie Expert, which is like playing Guitar Hero on some level that actually melts the…
— Libba Bray
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Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library…
— Frank Zappa
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As humanity perfects itself, man becomes degraded. When everything is reduced to the mere counter-balancing of economic interests, what room will there be for virtue?…
— Gustave Flaubert
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If your life truths have to be protected like some people keep their couches in plastic then ciao. have a nice life. if we bump…
— Deb Caletti
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Sometimes I think I should just buy a blow-up party doll. Same level of intelligence, plastic, and full of air. The problem is, I'd probably…
— Nikki Sixx
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The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia…
— Eoin Colfer
Who Wrote These Plastic Quotes
479 authors contributed a total of 567 Plastic Quotes, led by these top contributors: