Plane Quotes

764 quotes by 635 authors

I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground. — Naomi Campbell
Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it. — Michael O'Leary
Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth) I vowed to give… — Erica Jong
If there's anything more arrogant than a Marine on a horse, it's one in a plane. — William Overgard
Some time ago we heard a strange story. The pilot of a small plane said that he had been caught in a one hundred fifty… — James Keller
If you nevertheless want to know what I feel when I release a bomb, I will tell you: I feel a light bump to the… — Dan Halutz
It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire car waiting for… — Greg Egan
Our enemies and our would-be enemies are working very hard at cyberterrorism... They're trying to level the playing field because they know they can't beat… — Curt Weldon
I took a plane from New York City to Los Angeles for an audition. I met all the people. After that, I was told to… — Ed O'Neill
The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting… — Don Henley
Wake up, Carolee, the plane is waiting for us, we have to get to the game. — Al Davis
The chestnut's proud, and the lilac's pretty, The poplar's gentle and tall, But the plane tree's kind to the poor dull city - I love… — E. Nesbit
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in… — Jack Handey
I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! — Jack Handey
I wander though China. Without ever having boarded a plane. My travels take place here in the Tokoyo subways, in the backseat of a taxi...… — Haruki Murakami
Bombing is not especially inhumane. War itself is inhumane and the bombing plane, which is used to paralyse industry and transport, is a relatively civilised… — George Orwell
As the plane got closer to Miami, I had this terrible feeling he was dying. Maybe he was telling me that he was going. I… — Robin Gibb
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane… — Sam Ewing
My main place is in Switzerland, but I live on a plane, really. — Christopher Lambert
I'd rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman's heart. — Niall Horan

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