Plane Quotes
764 quotes by 635 authors
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I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.
— Naomi Campbell
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Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.
— Michael O'Leary
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Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth) I vowed to give…
— Erica Jong
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If there's anything more arrogant than a Marine on a horse, it's one in a plane.
— William Overgard
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Some time ago we heard a strange story. The pilot of a small plane said that he had been caught in a one hundred fifty…
— James Keller
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If you nevertheless want to know what I feel when I release a bomb, I will tell you: I feel a light bump to the…
— Dan Halutz
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It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire car waiting for…
— Greg Egan
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Our enemies and our would-be enemies are working very hard at cyberterrorism... They're trying to level the playing field because they know they can't beat…
— Curt Weldon
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I took a plane from New York City to Los Angeles for an audition. I met all the people. After that, I was told to…
— Ed O'Neill
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The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting…
— Don Henley
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Wake up, Carolee, the plane is waiting for us, we have to get to the game.
— Al Davis
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The chestnut's proud, and the lilac's pretty, The poplar's gentle and tall, But the plane tree's kind to the poor dull city - I love…
— E. Nesbit
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in…
— Jack Handey
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I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!
— Jack Handey
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I wander though China. Without ever having boarded a plane. My travels take place here in the Tokoyo subways, in the backseat of a taxi...…
— Haruki Murakami
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Bombing is not especially inhumane. War itself is inhumane and the bombing plane, which is used to paralyse industry and transport, is a relatively civilised…
— George Orwell
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As the plane got closer to Miami, I had this terrible feeling he was dying. Maybe he was telling me that he was going. I…
— Robin Gibb
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On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane…
— Sam Ewing
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My main place is in Switzerland, but I live on a plane, really.
— Christopher Lambert
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I'd rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman's heart.
— Niall Horan
Who Wrote These Plane Quotes
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