Pirate Quotes

191 Pirate quotes by 148 unique authors

Clare seems so pleased with the idea of me as a pirate that she forgets that I am Stranger Danger. — Audrey Niffenegger
... I tried to end our little duel. I called out pacifying words; I entreated; I finally surrendered. Still Clyde came, my pirate costume so… — John Kennedy Toole
I still don’t believe it. It’s not in him. Yeah, and you are delusional. Babe, news flash, with the exception of you and the pirate,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided… — Terry Pratchett
. . . Jess believed, that she thought he was the best. It was not the kind of best that counted either at school or… — Katherine Paterson
I swear on St. Francis, the patron saint of all animals.” Seeing Poppy’s hesitation, Beatrix added enthusiastically, “If a band of pirates kidnapped me and… — Lisa Kleypas
It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked… — Daniel Handler
Writers are there to write, not experience things. If you want to experience things, become a pirate or a Bookhunter. If you want to write,… — Walter Moers
Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison
Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said 'What if I… — Roald Dahl
Stache’s attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics—and a big piece if luck. — Dave Barry
She always did like tales of adventure-stories full of brightness and darkness. She could tell you the names of all King Arthur's knights, and she… — Cornelia Funke
It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians. — Pseudonymous Bosch
The library was home away from home to my mom, and my family. We had spent every Sunday afternoon there since I was a little… — Kami Garcia
He'd always known that the world was an interesting place, and his imagination had peopled it with pirates and bandits and spies and astronauts and… — Terry Pratchett
Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by… — James Patterson
Gintoki: Listen, I don’t care what you guys do around the universe. This is my sword, and anywhere it can reach is my country! Bastards… — Hideaki Sorachi
First, she wanted to taste the sweat that shone on his throat and fragile clavicle; then he chose to undo the tails of her shirt,… — John Crowley
We can't just act without thinking anymore, Tris. They've been trying to teach as that all along. I guess if we're mages, we can't exactly… — Tamora Pierce
The United States of America was a pirate nation for the first one hundred years of its existence, ripping off the patents and trademarks of… — Cory Doctorow
When I was a small boy, old people used to squat down to my eye level and ask me what I wanted to be when… — Adam Young
Gundar isn't so much a ship's captain as a reformed pirate and a heathen." [Evanlyn] looked apologetically at Gundar. "No offense, Gundar." The skirl shrugged… — John Flanagan
This is going to make such a great story: How I nursed a pirate back to health and my love saved him," Miss Ohio said… — Libba Bray
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And… — Richelle Mead
He was breathing, which is always a good sign. As gently as I could I picked him up, placed him on the towel, wrapped it… — Josh Lanyon

Who Wrote These Pirate Quotes

148 authors contributed a total of 191 Pirate Quotes, led by these top contributors: