Best Phones Sayings

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I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?' — Demetri Martin
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so… — Jenna Marbles
I have dumped a girl over the phone. It's terrible, isn't it? We got into an argument during a phone call, so I basically said,… — Justin Bieber
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other.… — Jeff Foxworthy
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't… — Craig Kilborn
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. — Woody Allen
You must know that in any moment a decision you make can change the course of your life forever, the very next person who you… — Tony Robbins
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. — Ronald Reagan
Went from being hated on, to Niggas try to go down the same road I made it on. Aint no love lost but aint no… — Wiz Khalifa
The Enemy, who wears her mother's usual face and confidential tone, has access; doubtless stares into her writing case and listens on the phone. — Phyllis McGinley
When we first started, we would message all the time, ... He would log on, and mostly we would just message back and forth at… — Jill Abramson
What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call. — Liz Carpenter
I definitely know that-that love is the most powerful thing of all and I remember thinking that-God, I'm about to make myself cry but, I… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there. — Chris Colfer
And old Dave, he'd go up to his room, y'understand, put on his green velvet slippers - I'll never forget - and pick up his… — Arthur Miller
The flagrantly gay Quentin Crisp dealt with homophobic bullying by refusing to bow to its onslaught. His number listed in the phone directory, he responded… — Quentin Crisp
I have 5 teenage daughters, and I learned the hard way - it's difficult to talk to any person under the age of 25 without… — Marc Ostrofsky
Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes,… — Chris Colfer
When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on… — Leelee Sobieski
People will call you anything. It's up to you either to pick up the phone or not. — Unknown Author
I have great luck. I'm used to people dying and going away. Not used to it exactly - but I expect it. Like, whenever people… — Rose McGowan
I already shred all my mail. What am I supposed to do now? Use pay phones? Smoke signals? Train pigeons? There's no such thing as… — Unknown Author
One person goes off and works in Houston the other person goes off to London and you're on the phone to each other and somebody… — Ted Danson
Although prison officials have long battled illegal cellphones, smartphones have changed the game. With Internet access, a prisoner can call up phone directories, maps and… — Kim Severson
This is not a phone business. This is the smallest video camera, it's the smallest computer, smallest TV. — Unknown Author

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