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• My mother says I was two-and-a-half when I started playing. My father was a minister, and when he went to church in… — Tori Amos
• The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. — Ronald Reagan
• We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it — Betty White
• These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book — Courtney Love
• A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book. — Mae West
• BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks
• Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. — Rachel Perry
• Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! — Jerry Lawler
• Once, in Lisbon, I tried my best to work the phone book in a way that would assuage a longing [Alice and… — Calvin Trillin
• People say that I could sing the phone book and make it sound good. — Edith Piaf
• We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end… — Unknown Author
• You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. — Bill Hicks

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