Phone Book Quotes

32 quotes by 30 authors

My mother says I was two-and-a-half when I started playing. My father was a minister, and when he went to church in the morning, she… — Tori Amos
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. — Ronald Reagan
We didnâ€™t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldnâ€™t waste an afternoon on it — Betty White
These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book — Courtney Love
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book. — Mae West
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. — Rachel Perry
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! — Jerry Lawler
Once, in Lisbon, I tried my best to work the phone book in a way that would assuage a longing [Alice and I] had for… — Calvin Trillin
People say that I could sing the phone book and make it sound good. — Edith Piaf
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish… — Stephen K. Amos
You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. — Bill Hicks
You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't… — Brian Regan
I think Stevie Wonder could sing the phone book and manage to make me cry. — Brad Delp
If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you… — Eliza Coupe
One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in… — Dick Van Dyke
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney
I would rather be governed by the first 2000 people in the Manhattan phone book than the entire faculty of Harvard. — William F. Buckley, Jr.
You could sing us the phone book and we would still love you. — Paula Abdul
This boy thinks I am not of his species, that I am some other kind of creature, one that can be crushed under the weight… — Dave Eggers

Who Wrote These Phone Book Quotes

30 authors contributed a total of 32 Phone Book Quotes, led by these top contributors: