Phone Book Quotes
32 quotes by 30 authors
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My mother says I was two-and-a-half when I started playing. My father was a minister, and when he went to church in the morning, she…
— Tori Amos
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The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
— Ronald Reagan
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We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it
— Betty White
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These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book
— Courtney Love
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A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.
— Mae West
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.
— Bill Hicks
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Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
— Rachel Perry
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Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
— Jerry Lawler
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Once, in Lisbon, I tried my best to work the phone book in a way that would assuage a longing [Alice and I] had for…
— Calvin Trillin
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People say that I could sing the phone book and make it sound good.
— Edith Piaf
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We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish…
— Stephen K. Amos
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
— Bill Hicks
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You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't…
— Brian Regan
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I think Stevie Wonder could sing the phone book and manage to make me cry.
— Brad Delp
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If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you…
— Eliza Coupe
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One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in…
— Dick Van Dyke
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As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
— Andy Rooney
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I would rather be governed by the first 2000 people in the Manhattan phone book than the entire faculty of Harvard.
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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You could sing us the phone book and we would still love you.
— Paula Abdul
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This boy thinks I am not of his species, that I am some other kind of creature, one that can be crushed under the weight…
— Dave Eggers
Who Wrote These Phone Book Quotes
30 authors contributed a total of 32 Phone Book Quotes, led by these top contributors: