Phone Quotes

1913 Phone quotes by 1336 unique authors

Some day I'm gonna call me up on the phone, so when I answer, I can tell myself to shut up. — Miles Davis
Not returning phone calls is the severest form of torture in the civilized world. — Marisha Pessl
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like… — Bill Watterson
and then there are some who believe that old relationships can be revived and made new again. but please if you feel that way don't… — Charles Bukowski
Asking the head I have now to explain its own thinking is as pointless as dialing your own telephone number on your own telephone: Either… — Nick Hornby
Louisiana in September was like an obscene phone call from nature. The air - moist, sultry, secretive, and far from fresh - felt as if… — Tom Robbins
Phone calls like ours only happen when you've spent several years hurting and being hurt, until every work you utter or hear becomes coded and… — Nick Hornby
I would rather be governed by the first 2000 people in the Manhattan phone book than the entire faculty of Harvard. — William F. Buckley, Jr.
You could sing us the phone book and we would still love you. — Paula Abdul
This boy thinks I am not of his species, that I am some other kind of creature, one that can be crushed under the weight… — Dave Eggers
There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on… — Philip K. Dick
My very small part in WATCHMEN is that, every now and then, Alan would phone me: ''Neil, you're an educated man. Where does it say...''… — Neil Gaiman
Myron reached for the phone and dialed Win's number. After the eighth ring he began to hang up when a weak, distant voice coughed. "Hello?"… — Harlan Coben
While it is true that many people simply can't afford to pay more for food, either in money or time or both, many more of… — Michael Pollan
He was a guy who talked with commas, like a heavy novel. Over the phone anyway. — Raymond Chandler
Every time the phone rang, my heart jumped. Was it Alexander? And when it wasn't him my heart would break into a million pieces. It… — Ellen Schreiber
There seemed to be a mystifying universal conspiracy among textbook authors to make certain the material they dealt with never strayed too near the realm… — Bill Bryson
Marriage should be about fun,” she says gently. “It’s about friendship, and laughter, and trust, and fun. If it’s not fun, if you take it… — Jane Green
Don’t ask me those questions! Don’t ask me what life means or how we know reality or why we have to suffer so much. Don’t… — Susanna Kaysen
I feel something vibrating and I really hope it's your phone." Serana told Dan, who blushed. — Cecily von Ziegesar
Don't use the phone. People are never ready to answer it. Use poetry. — Jack Kerouac
When I told him on the phone that after all you and I would not be getting married, he said "Oh-oh. Do you think you'll… — Alice Munro
I can't even dial one phone number right away. But you strained your own body to go and see them. I was surprised. The frightened… — Arina Tanemura
soon I'll finish this 5th of Puerto Rican rum. in the morning I'll vomit and shower, drive back in, have a sandwich by 1 p.m.,… — Charles Bukowski
This, after all, was the month in which families began tightening and closing and sealing; from Thanksgiving to the New Year, everybody's world contracted, day… — Zadie Smith

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