Phone Quotes

1913 Phone quotes by 1336 unique authors

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see… — Dave Barry
Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't… — Bill Maher
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.. — Erma Bombeck
Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League. — Erma Bombeck
Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one. — Erma Bombeck
[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again. — Frank Sinatra
Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other… — George Burns
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just… — Jerry Seinfeld
I don't need my phone to play me music. I need it to be a phone and an e-mail thing. — David Duchovny
I've been excited since I received a phone call from Paul Holmgren inviting me to represent the Flyers and Flyer fans at the alumni game… — Eric Lindros
I really chess-play culture shifts. I'm really good at understanding what worldwide cell-phone use means. That's what I do. I try to picture it three… — Gary Vaynerchuk
I think those who invest in mutual funds want someone else to do the thinking for them. But the fact that they can move the… — Ron Chernow
The night before, go over your schedule and see what you're going to do and what the purpose of what you're doing is. I advocate… — Robert Pozen
I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I'm sure all of my friends and certain family members… — Max Greenfield
My life's ambition is to play a James Bond villain. I have the cat and the eye-patch, so I'm just waiting for the call. For… — Toby Young
I have dictated stories from an airport after writing the story out in longhand on the plane that I got from phone interviews and then… — Rick Bragg
I've had to fight for roles and I've lost a hundred roles, but 'Smoking' and 'Smith' were phone calls. That's the dream. — Adam Brody
For me, for the type of addict I am, when I start getting those swirly thoughts and stuff, and they talk about slippery places, slippery… — Daniel Baldwin
The reason people talk about cable cutting is they imagine the price burden will get so high that people won't be able to pay it.… — Jeffrey Bewkes
I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've… — Lance Burton
My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get where they're going.… — Linwood Barclay
The fishing is a great relief for me. When I'm out there's no cell phone ringing. I'm out there fishing with bears. I'm in the… — Rick Barry
If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you… — Eliza Coupe
Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here?… — Mark Consuelos
We are the greatest computers in this world, but now we've created the smart phone which is smarter than us now, but we're still making… — Bootsy Collins

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