Phone Quotes
1913 Phone quotes by 1336 unique authors
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You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
— Dave Barry
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Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't…
— Bill Maher
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One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other..
— Erma Bombeck
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Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.
— Erma Bombeck
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Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.
— Erma Bombeck
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[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.
— Frank Sinatra
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other…
— George Burns
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I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just…
— Jerry Seinfeld
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I don't need my phone to play me music. I need it to be a phone and an e-mail thing.
— David Duchovny
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I've been excited since I received a phone call from Paul Holmgren inviting me to represent the Flyers and Flyer fans at the alumni game…
— Eric Lindros
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I really chess-play culture shifts. I'm really good at understanding what worldwide cell-phone use means. That's what I do. I try to picture it three…
— Gary Vaynerchuk
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I think those who invest in mutual funds want someone else to do the thinking for them. But the fact that they can move the…
— Ron Chernow
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The night before, go over your schedule and see what you're going to do and what the purpose of what you're doing is. I advocate…
— Robert Pozen
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I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I'm sure all of my friends and certain family members…
— Max Greenfield
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My life's ambition is to play a James Bond villain. I have the cat and the eye-patch, so I'm just waiting for the call. For…
— Toby Young
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I have dictated stories from an airport after writing the story out in longhand on the plane that I got from phone interviews and then…
— Rick Bragg
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I've had to fight for roles and I've lost a hundred roles, but 'Smoking' and 'Smith' were phone calls. That's the dream.
— Adam Brody
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For me, for the type of addict I am, when I start getting those swirly thoughts and stuff, and they talk about slippery places, slippery…
— Daniel Baldwin
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The reason people talk about cable cutting is they imagine the price burden will get so high that people won't be able to pay it.…
— Jeffrey Bewkes
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I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've…
— Lance Burton
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My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get where they're going.…
— Linwood Barclay
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The fishing is a great relief for me. When I'm out there's no cell phone ringing. I'm out there fishing with bears. I'm in the…
— Rick Barry
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If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you…
— Eliza Coupe
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Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here?…
— Mark Consuelos
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We are the greatest computers in this world, but now we've created the smart phone which is smarter than us now, but we're still making…
— Bootsy Collins
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