Phil Quotes

155 Phil quotes by 115 unique authors

I dont know. That guy never tells me anything... -Agent Phil Coulson — Unknown Author
Hello! You are in possession of unauthorized weapons technology. Identify yourself. -Agent Phil Coulson — Unknown Author
You have to know that you cannot reason with a drug addict. A drug addict is sick in the mind. Why would Dr Phil call… — Dr Phil
I'm like Uncle Phil I be switching wiffeys like every season. So I guess that makes you aunt Viv until you transform me to the… — Drake
When you get your Master's Degree in Pschology and get your own Dr. Phil show then maybe, I'll listen to what you have to say. — Audrey Camacho
Crib out in Bel-Air, no uncle Phil niggas. So I take em' in the basement and yea I feel Tigga. — Fabolous
I gotta say, it's an honour to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I… — The Avengers
You're at 114 Solenski Plaza, 3rd floor. We have an F22 exactly 8 miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow… — The Avengers
I love Phil Collins. 'In The Air Tonight' is an incredible song. I hope to work with Phil. He's got an amazing vocal tone. His… — Unknown Author
This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in… — Unknown Author
I can do all things through Christ, which strengtheneth me. Phil 4:13 (KJV) — Bel Claveria Carig Martinez
Brandon McCaw and Phil Hellmuth did a presentation based on the Great Debate for the Constitution. — Brandon McCaw
Phil 4:7: And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. — Jesus
Staying within your lanes in life is safer, but many times hard to do when it comes to relationships. You check both side mirrors and… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Change the station. More music, less Marcus. If you open the door, he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2
So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil — The Hangover 2
Your intelligence is based on studying, reading the main ideas, observations, I.Q. score. To think positive everyday in your lifetime. The brain is worth 500… — Unknown Author
I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil — The Hangover 2
Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a… — The Hangover 2
I'm fine as wine. -Phil — Duck Dynasty
She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil — Duck Dynasty
I need to take a leak but there ain't no cracks in this building. -Phil — Duck Dynasty
I think our culture needs more grandpas ridin along with grandson and girlfriend. -Phil — Duck Dynasty
Hey it's your world mr photographer I'm just trying to live in it. -Phil — Duck Dynasty
City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors. -Phil — Duck Dynasty

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115 authors contributed a total of 155 Phil Quotes, led by these top contributors: