Peeing Quotes

41 quotes by 38 authors

Friendship is like peeing on your self,everyone can see it,you only get the warmth out of it — N3SH
A, b, c, d, e, f, g, Gummy Bears Are Chasing ME. ONE IS Red, ONE IS Blue, ONE IS Peeing on MY Shoe. Now… — AaRon CcHan
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. — Narenkumar
Frendship is like peeing on your self evryone sees it but only you alone feels the warmth that comes with it — Unkown
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers… — Sadie
I'd have more money than Bill Gates if I could invent a snooze button for bladders. — Rock Cowles
When you hug a friend its like peeing your pants,only you can feel the warmth — Kid Cudi
Peeing your pants is the coolest. — Billy Madison
On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat — Futurama
Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm, fuzzy feeling inside — Ashy
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can fell it — Becky
Friendship is like peeing your pants... Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth!! ;) — Unkown
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Regha Hanif Malik Fajar's
That awkward moment when you are talking to someone in the bathroom and the other one starts peeing and its DEAD quite — Jazz
Home alone, plan:party reality:peeing with open door. — Ron
AWKWARD MOMENT KA BAAP* :D That awkward moment.. When you are peeing on road side..and a hot girl passes by. :D :P — Shubham Noottee Pandey
My One leg is in Past, Another leg is in future and I'm peeing on the Present.. Lmao — Vishak
I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants. — Candace Bailey
Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warn sensation. — Tamika-leeigh

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