Peeing Quotes

41 quotes by 33 authors

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool. — Demetri Martin
Once the minority of House and Senate are comfortable in their minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans. Any farmer will… — Grover Norquist
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a… — Lee Friedlander
The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree...Mr. David Lynch,… — David Foster Wallace
It's so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like [I am] now. I get really hyper. [Squeals.] So then… — Jennifer Lawrence
The Congressional Record will forever show that [Obamacare] was passed in a romper room of overgrown children seemingly barely old enough to keep from peeing… — Matt Taibbi
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks… — Tom Hanks
I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it… — Alan Bennett
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on… — Margaret Atwood
Isnâ€™t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. — Robert Bloch
Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start. — John Green
Why did you leave? (Aiden) I took care of the person harassing him. Threat gone. Job eliminated. Anything else you want to know? Dental records,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. Iâ€™m pissing on your rug. What do you think Iâ€™m doing? (Zarek) Iâ€™m blind. For all I know you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on… — Margaret Atwood
Friday morning, Kylie, Miranda, and Della, each carting suitcases, walked the trail to meet up with their parents. They walked slowly, like condemned prisoners moving… — C.C. Hunter
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later. — Dan Wells
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. — Unknown Author
We have one leg in the past and one leg in the future, that's why we're peeing on the present. — Zahid Abas

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