Peeing Quotes
41 quotes by 38 authors
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There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
— Demetri Martin
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Once the minority of House and Senate are comfortable in their minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans. Any farmer will…
— Grover Norquist
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I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a…
— Lee Friedlander
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The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree...Mr. David Lynch,…
— David Foster Wallace
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It's so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like [I am] now. I get really hyper. [Squeals.] So then…
— Jennifer Lawrence
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The Congressional Record will forever show that [Obamacare] was passed in a romper room of overgrown children seemingly barely old enough to keep from peeing…
— Matt Taibbi
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
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In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks…
— Tom Hanks
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it…
— Alan Bennett
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Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on…
— Margaret Atwood
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
— George Carlin
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
— Robert Bloch
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Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.
— John Green
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Why did you leave? (Aiden) I took care of the person harassing him. Threat gone. Job eliminated. Anything else you want to know? Dental records,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. I’m pissing on your rug. What do you think I’m doing? (Zarek) I’m blind. For all I know you…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on…
— Margaret Atwood
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Friday morning, Kylie, Miranda, and Della, each carting suitcases, walked the trail to meet up with their parents. They walked slowly, like condemned prisoners moving…
— C.C. Hunter
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Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.
— Dan Wells
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
— Penny Ward Moser
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We have one leg in the past and one leg in the future, that's why we're peeing on the present.
— Zahid Abas
Who Wrote These Peeing Quotes
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