Best Pay Me Sayings

114 Pay Me quotes by 101 unique authors

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser. — Shirley MacLaine
I always have a beard between jobs. I just let it grow until they pay me to shave it. People are quite surprised it's ginger.… — James McAvoy
You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people's problems, you have… — Christopher Meloni
If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to… — George A. Romero
People think that women don't negotiate because they're not good negotiators, but that's not it. Women don't negotiate because it doesn't work as well for… — Sheryl Sandberg
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three. — Casey Stengel
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products. — Bob Uecker
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a… — Johnny Vegas
I can't imagine anything more worthwhile than doing what I most love. And they pay me for it. — Edgar Winter
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I… — Zakk Wylde
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your… — Dorothy Parker
I should start charging uncomfortable thoughts rent. Except what would they pay me in? Probably something even worse. — Lilith Saintcrow
Anyway, I am unfitted to hold down a job anywhere unless they were to pay me for getting angry at the world." 96 — Joseph Roth
When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.'… — Craig Ferguson
Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its… — Craig Ferguson
You aristocratic ladies and your gold-plated twats. You always think it's such a honor for me to touch you." He surveyed her with mocking green… — Lisa Kleypas
I'm the best," Elena muttered to herself the next morning s she got out of the taxi in front of the magnificient creation that was… — Nalini Singh
What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you… — James Patterson
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment; you… — Dale Carnegie
The idea of sitting in a booth, and having someone pay me to sign autographs, seems so gross to me. — DJ Qualls
I feel like being a door person was like college in a sense. I could watch comedy on a professional level seven nights a week… — Mike Birbiglia
After Scour, I started a company called Red Swoosh. The idea was to take those litigants who sued us for a huge amount of money… — Travis Kalanick
I can be the most skilled person in the world, but if everyone else at my firm lacks skills, my employer is going to find… — Timothy J. Bartik
I was working as a secretary in Manchester and thought I would always do that. Then I got this letter offering me a two-year fellowship… — Sophie Hannah
After about twenty issues of Josie, they decided to pay me. — Dan DeCarlo

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