Patient Said Quotes

2 Patient Said quotes by 2 unique authors

• So the patient went to the mountains, and do you know what? Next day a telegram arrived for the psychiatrist. The patient said in the… — Rajneesh
• At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey

Who Wrote These Patient Said Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Patient Said Quotes as follows:

• 1 Patient Said Quote by Rajneesh
• 1 Patient Said Quote by Jack Handey