Pathological Condition Quotes by Alan Garner

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Alan Garner has 20 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• When you start, the world of publishing seems like a great cathedral citadel of talent, resisting attempts to let you inside. It…
• Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.
• It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a…
• When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.
• The job of a storyteller is to speak the truth. But what we feel most deeply can’t be spoken in words alone.…
• I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.
• I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.
• I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

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