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• For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. — George Ade
• When I came to New York and I opened the window of the thirty-fifth-floor apartment, there's light pollution and fog, and I… — Gisele Bundchen
• Only institutions that go about the old-fashioned business of taking in deposits from customer A and lending them out to customer B… — Graydon Carter
• See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor. — Anthony Quinn
• Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx
• The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just… — George Carlin
• PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the… — Ambrose Bierce
• I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its… — Betty Smith
• I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield
• The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license. — John Wayne
• I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I… — Carly Chaikin

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