Parlor Quotes

77 quotes by 70 authors

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. — George Ade
When I came to New York and I opened the window of the thirty-fifth-floor apartment, there's light pollution and fog, and I couldn't see my… — Gisele Bundchen
Only institutions that go about the old-fashioned business of taking in deposits from customer A and lending them out to customer B should be called… — Graydon Carter
See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor. — Anthony Quinn
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the… — George Carlin
PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the… — Ambrose Bierce
I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful. — Betty Smith
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield
The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license. — John Wayne
I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I ever met him,… — Carly Chaikin
To throw the Christian into the furnace is to put him into Christ's parlor; for lo! Jesus Christ is walking with him. — Charles Spurgeon
Yes, I heard my people singing!-in the glow of parlor coal-stove and on summer porches sweet with lilac air, from choir loft and Sunday morning… — Paul Robeson
You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find myself sittin' in a cafe,… — Chris LeDoux
I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom. — Melissa Gorga
One may enter the literary parlor via just about any door, be it the prison door, the madhouse door, or the brothel door. There is… — Michael Ende
My own funeral, I'd like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in… — Anne Rice
Always have a book at hand, in the parlor, on the table, for the family; a book of condensed thought and striking anecdote, of sound… — Tryon Edwards
When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig… — John Paul Stevens

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