Parlor Quotes

77 quotes by 70 authors

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate. — Phyllis Diller
By the time we hit the streets they were silent and closed in on us, and they had assumed the Nonchalant Look, an expression that… — Susanna Kaysen
We are beginning to wonder whether a servant girl hasn't the best of it after all. She knows how the salad tastes without the dressing,… — Djuna Barnes
A piano store looks like a funeral parlor for music. — Ramon Gomez de la Serna
Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And… — Gay Talese
I firmly believe in and support everyone's right to freedom of artistic expression. STEEL MAGNOLIAS is my artistic expression, and it is my right to… — Robert Harling
And tell him to paint me a sign, with-no suicides permitted here, and no smloing in the parlor; might as well kill both birds at… — Herman Melville
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! — Phyllis Diller
When other people first became aware of the cow, they expressed concern and anxiety. They suggested strategies for getting the animal out of Molly's parlor:… — Alison Lurie
There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a bumper sticker bragging… — Mark Steyn
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. — Mignon McLaughlin
There was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room tables,… — Russell Baker
Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to… — Jean Pigozzi
We not only romanticize the future; we have also made it into a growth industry, a parlor game and a disaster movie all at the… — Eugene Kennedy
I'm into parlor dramas. I'm into theatre. I'm trained for the stage. I trained to do Chekhov and Shakespeare, I was trained for the stage. — Tom Hardy
I went to this tattoo parlor in the East Village and I got an outline of a violin on my lower back. They call them… — Katherine Moennig
I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journeywork of the stars, And the pismire is equally perfect, and a grain of… — Walt Whitman
As long as art is the beauty parlor of civilization, neither art nor civilization is secure. — John Dewey
Damon Runyon. A day-coach boy in a parlor car seat. — Damon Runyon

Who Wrote These Parlor Quotes

70 authors contributed a total of 77 Parlor Quotes, led by these top contributors: