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Parent Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- Your folks are god, you love them and you want to make them happy but you still want to make up your own rules.
- Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call…
- You grow up to become living proof of your parents' limitations. Their less-than masterpiece.
- Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.
- First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
- Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you…
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