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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel…
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either…
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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that…
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would…
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What…
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
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People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy…
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For memory, we use our imagination. We take a few strands of real time and carry them with us, then like an…
— John Banville
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The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.
— Andrew Carnegie
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Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating cherries or oysters: they choose out the best…
— Nicolas Chamfort
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I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and a lovely…
— Julia Child
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
— Woody Allen
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I realized that with hard work, the world was your oyster. You could do anything you wanted to do.
— Chris Evert
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I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster
— William Shakespeare
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Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine...
— Jimmy Buffett
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I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.
— George Berkeley
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each…
— Victor Hugo
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If I want my daughter to try something, I eat it in front of her repeatedly without forcing the issue and, with…
— Alexandra Guarnaschelli
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