Best Oven Lines

146 Oven quotes by 126 unique authors

This year, neither my boyfriend nor I am excited about Thanksgiving. As a matter of fact, we feel as though we were a couple of… — Jean-Paul Malfatti
Do not attempt to dry your Kindle with an external heat source, such as a microwave oven or hair dryer — Unknown Author
The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi
I read The Bell Jar, and then I read her memoir and her diaries, and a third book, an outside opinion. Just the way she… — Paul Westerberg
The oven doors shut, but I still smell cake, The stench is too high, I aint pumping my brakes, The paper is so large, it… — Paul Wall
I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as a pussy replacement, pussy is at the top of the… — Katt Williams
Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and… — Katt Williams
Hot as an oven, I'm at the clubbin; Bithes they want me cuz I am Mclovin. — Tech N9ne
I cant believe I got my self in this situation. That computer love got my heart speed racing. I like to get you hot hotter… — Pretty Ricky
Hotter than a bisquick biscuit out the oven, your baby mama go on missions to get this lovin. — Pretty Ricky
Down in the dump cell, where I can't take no smell. It's like a oven baking for 2 thousand years. When the morning comes, I… — Black Uhuru
Good , good lovin' put that in her oven . Told her this relationship was a maybe , now I'm on my knees prayin' cuz… — Wale
I'll bake the whole onion and replace it like its nothing, ya I'm talkin straight cookies no oven. — Wiz Khalifa
Bye! Bitch, you can't tell me nothing, start baked the beat and I just took it out the oven. — Cali Swag District
I'll bake the whole onion and replace it like it's nothing, ya I'm talkin' bout straight cookies, no oven. — Wiz Khalifa
A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven — Nateman
A hidden fire burns perpetually upon the hearth of the world.... In autumn this great conflagration becomes especially manifest. Then the flame that is slowly… — Hugh Macmillian
People these days are rely rachet boy: I rely dont know who it is girl: puts jordans in the oven and preheats to 500 she… — Agirlswagg
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup… — Ritu Ghatourey
I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case. — Ritu Ghatourey
Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge. — Nikhil Saluja

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