Best Oven Sayings

146 Oven quotes by 126 unique authors

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven — Charles Petzold
I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the… — Amy Sedaris
They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that… — Malcolm X
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you suffer… — James Gleick
The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will… — Jenny Lawson
Remember, it's very simple to have an oven tested professionally, and it only takes about five minutes. — Delia Smith
If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the stuffing, and bake… — Alton Brown
When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put it on top,… — Mario Batali
I miss my mother very much, and I feel closest to her when I have dinner in the oven and the children are nearby playing… — Caitlin Flanagan
I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the… — Ashley Benson
The most callous, stupid things were done just because regulations required them...It was not until 1983, for example, that U.S. federal agencies stated that substances… — Peter Singer
I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car,… — Marilyn Manson
I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the oven and cook… — Lucy Punch
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. — Wes Smith
He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding. Have I not tarried? Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry… — William Shakespeare
I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I… — Ed Harris
The most important thing for having a party is that the hostess is having fun. I'm very organized. I make a plan for absolutely everything.… — Ina Garten
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat… — Stephen Hawking
I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the catwalk is hot… — Christian Lacroix
If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven door seeing that no one is denied bread and, so as to give… — Jose Marti
We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it. — Jose Marti
Our goal was to show people a vision of food they hadn't seen before. So, I had this idea of... let's cut all these things… — Nathan Myhrvold
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. — Jamie Oliver
We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made. — Gwyneth Paltrow
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? — Jessica Savitch

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