Best Oven Quotes
146 Oven quotes by 126 unique authors
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How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as well,…
— Jonathan Ames
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If you remember nothing else, remember this: Inspiration from outside one's self is like the heat in an oven. It makes passable Bath buns. But…
— Alan Bradley
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I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!
— Michael Landon
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Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven.
— Brad Gilbert
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Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first…
— Unknown Author
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It's kind of cheesy, but my mama, who you all have seen on the show, says to cook for your man. She's Southern, so when…
— Unknown Author
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God alone can do what seems impossible. This is the promise of his grace: 'I will restore to you the years that the swarming locust…
— Charles Spurgeon
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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
— Kevin Hart
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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven…
— Dean Koontz
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From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner of Christmas. Who…
— Rachel Held Evans
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The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from the oven, and…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread
— Paulo Coelho
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You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to get out too.…
— Susanna Kaysen
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I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.
— Cheyenne Jackson
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If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
— Joan Crawford
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Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the same well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. And how else can…
— Khalil Gibran
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Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets…
— Alton Brown
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I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
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...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or…
— Dick Gregory
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But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.
— Aeschylus
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Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
— George Carlin
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I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the…
— Vernon L. Smith
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In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing…
— Jennifer Lee
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There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
— Phyllis Diller
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I'm more like an oven than a microwave,
— Erykah Badu
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