Best Oven Quotes

146 Oven quotes by 126 unique authors

How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as well,… — Jonathan Ames
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Inspiration from outside one's self is like the heat in an oven. It makes passable Bath buns. But… — Alan Bradley
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! — Michael Landon
Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. — Brad Gilbert
Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first… — Unknown Author
It's kind of cheesy, but my mama, who you all have seen on the show, says to cook for your man. She's Southern, so when… — Unknown Author
God alone can do what seems impossible. This is the promise of his grace: 'I will restore to you the years that the swarming locust… — Charles Spurgeon
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven… — Dean Koontz
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner of Christmas. Who… — Rachel Held Evans
The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from the oven, and… — Henry Ward Beecher
You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread — Paulo Coelho
You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to get out too.… — Susanna Kaysen
I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage. — Cheyenne Jackson
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the same well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. And how else can… — Khalil Gibran
Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets… — Alton Brown
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or… — Dick Gregory
But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. — Aeschylus
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven. — George Carlin
I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the… — Vernon L. Smith
In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing… — Jennifer Lee
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. — Phyllis Diller
I'm more like an oven than a microwave, — Erykah Badu

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