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Zapp Brannigan has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I have a very...sexy...problem...
• Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
• If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
• You disgust me....go on
• Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
• Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!
• Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some…
• I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.
• That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.
• Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?
• The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
• If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

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