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Only Quotes by Ricky Gervais
- I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.
- Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is…
- I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.
- I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to…
- The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese,
- When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
- Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they…
- There's nothing as perfect as the initial idea. And the only reason I write and direct is to protect the writing, because that's what's most…
- We only do what we think is good and what we're happy with. I do that in stand-up, I even do it with my children's…
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- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
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