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Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward. — Djuna Barnes
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. — Amelia Barr
Whatever the scientists may say, if we take the supernatural out of life, we leave only the unnatural. — Amelia Barr
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. — Roseanne Barr
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. — Dave Barry
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. — Dave Barry
I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies. So I thought, 'Maybe I'll… — Drew Barrymore
Fast cars are my only vice. — Michael Bay
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to… — Roseanne Barr
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the… — Roseanne Barr
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have… — Roseanne Barr
To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline… — Roseanne Barr
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. — Gina Barreca
The only work I've done the last two years is interviews. I'm very good at it. — Syd Barrett
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.… — James M. Barrie
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it. — James M. Barrie
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.… — Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. — Dave Barry

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