Best One Morning Sayings

117 One Morning quotes by 107 unique authors

I could announce one morning that the world was going to blow up in three hours and people would be calling in about my hair! — Katie Couric
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.' — Lyndon B. Johnson
One morning, in February 1986, out of nowhere, I experienced a realization. In an instant, I discovered that when I believed my stressful thoughts, I… — Byron Katie
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to… — Alan King
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. — Groucho Marx
I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a… — Peter O'Toole
I woke up one morning thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Everyone has a role, and if you act within… — Jodi Picoult
After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,' almost overnight… — Anna Quindlen
You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide', and then one morning you wake up and realize you've done slid. — Sugar Ray Robinson
I'll never forget one morning I walked in and I had a hell of a bruise - it had been a difficult night the night… — Vidal Sassoon
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. — Kurt Vonnegut
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. — Franz Kafka
You wake up one morning and there it is, sitting in an old plaid bathrobe in your kitchen, unpleasant and unshaved. You look at it,… — Marya Hornbacher
Days and nights passed over this despair of flesh, but one morning he awoke, looked (with calm now) at the blurred things that lay about… — Jorge Luis Borges
You wake up one morning, those years are gone. There's a comfort in this fact perhaps. I want to think that there must be comfort… — Joyce Carol Oates
But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that… — Kinky Friedman
The irresistible proliferation of graphomania shows me that everyone without exception bears a potential writer within him, so that the entire human species has good… — Milan Kundera
I remember awakening one morning and finding everything smeared with the color of forgotten love. — Charles Bukowski
Every widow wakes one morning, perhaps after years of pure and unwavering grieving, to realize she slept a good night's sleep, and will be able… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Depression is a lot like that: slowly, over the years, the data will accumulate in your heart and mind, a computer program for total negativity… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I think the way I feel when I look at Evan comes from her. In pictures taken the day she married my dad, she was… — Elizabeth Scott
I had an inspiration once. I woke up one morning and I knew that it was my task to swallow fifty asprin.It was my task:my… — Susanna Kaysen
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates". — Steven Wright
Mistakes are something that happen by accident. You didn't walk out the door one morning and fall into some guy's bed. You thought about it,… — Jodi Picoult
It's a weird smile, but it reaches his eyes and I bottle it. And I put it in my ammo pack that's kept right next… — Melina Marchetta

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