Olive Quotes

141 quotes by 107 authors

Gotta be a fly bitch to hang around that fly shit. Fine dining Olive Garden, naw bitch Nas is. — Nas
Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient,… — Giada De Laurentiis
As an olive tree does not lose its foliage in summer or winter, so Israel will never be lost, here or hereafter. — Joshua B Levi Talmudl Menachot
A is for Awesome. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth… — Easy A
That's the one thing that trumps religion...capitalism. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and… — Easy A
The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
Blech! Worst song ever! -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and… — Easy A
I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or… — Easy A
Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia,… — Easy A
People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by 'magic' I mean 'nothing.' -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
So they got Rhiannon. Never under estimate the power of extremists like Marianne. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. And the whack… — Easy A
Ironically, we were studying 'The Scarlet Letter,' but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seems to have a strong… — Easy A
I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy couldn't find me if I was dressed up as… — Easy A
All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.'… — Easy A
Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A
I started piling on lie after lie. It was like setting up Jenga. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A

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