Best Old Person Quotes

37 Old Person quotes by 35 unique authors

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner! — Stephen Colbert
If you are only skeptical, then no new ideas make it through to you. You become a crotchety old person convinced that nonsense is ruling… — Carl Sagan
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We… — Jeff Foxworthy
All information belongs to everybody all the time. It should be available. It should be accessible to the child, to the woman, to the man,… — Maya Angelou
I die a little inside when I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant !! — Rohit Padhra
What smells of wee and goes in and out:a old person doing the hockey cockey — Unknown Author
In this world, there are 3 types of sentences that can never be trusted. An old person who wants to die early, a merchant whos… — Korean Drama
Missing someone when they are not around is pretty fine But missing someone when they are with you,is the worst.. You really miss the old… — Farah Mustafa
It funny I'm this the same old person while my profile picture is of me after having no sleep for 1.5 days while having little… — MrCountry
Right person, wrong time. Right time, wrong person. New person, old lies, Old person, new lies. — Anurag Prakash Ray
Right person, wrong time. Right time, wrong person. New person, old lines. Old person, new lies. — Unkown
A family with an old person has a living treasure of gold. — LETTY COTTIN POGREBIN

Who Wrote These Old Person Quotes

35 authors contributed a total of 37 Old Person Quotes, led by these top contributors: