Old Person Quotes

37 quotes by 35 authors

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. — Dave Barry
There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which… — Edward Lear
Sometimes I feel like I am an old person trapped in a young person's body. I'm boring. I go to movies. I read. That's about… — Alexis Bledel
If you want to be a new man you have to stay in new places, and do new things, with people who never knew you… — Joe Abercrombie
I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love across the world.… — Reeva Steenkamp
I don't care if Rick Ross is 40 years old -- he's a misguided 40-year-old person. — Talib Kweli
Clint Eastwood's speech was kind of a metaphor for the entire Republican Party: A confused old person yelling at something that doesn't exist. — Bill Maher
Refuse to let an old person move into your body. — Wayne Dyer
I am a 36-year-old person with breast cancer, and not many people know that that happens to women my age or women in their 20s.… — Christina Applegate
If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person. — Rolf Harris
There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon… — Edward Lear
There are relatively few science fiction or fantasy books with the main character being an old person. — Elizabeth Moon
Nothing is more boring than some old person going on and on about the way things used to be. — Bill Ayers
I maintain that when I finally retire from my career in music, I will go and live back in Wales - when I am an… — Ellie Goulding
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and… — Bill Cosby
I was only in one of the John Hughes films, and I never saw the other ones. I didn't understand them. I kept hearing a… — John Cusack
I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or… — Evel Knievel
Exercise II. Write a diary, imagining that you are trying to make an old person jealous. I have written an example to get you started:… — Joe Dunthorne
...the only difference between a young person at the height of their exuberance and a very old person who is frail and physically wasted is… — John O'Donohue
It is lovely to meet an old person whose face is deeply lined, a face that has been deeply inhabited, to look in the eyes… — John O'Donohue

Who Wrote These Old Person Quotes

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