Old Man Quotes

662 Old Man quotes by 516 unique authors

She got her Daddy's car and she cruised through the hamburger stand now. Seems like she forgot about the library like she told her old… — The Beach Boys
He starts to shake and cough, just like the old man in the book by Nabokov. — The Police
That's my old man that's sitting over there, and that's not the look of love that he's got in his eyes. — Styx
Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit. — Billy Madison
Old man to Pickney, so wave unnuh hand if you with me. To see the sufferation sick me. Dem suit no fit me, to win… — Damian Marley
My old man in the past, stuck me up without a mask. Then his cold dashed with my cash fast. Fifty G's is what the… — Big L
I was fifteen when my daddy's old man. Caught me half way through my first beer. He laughed so hard when my face turned green.… — Eric Church
Old man look at my life, Twenty four and there�s so much more. Live alone in a paradise. That makes me think of two. — Lizz Wright
Old man take a look at my life. I'm a lot like you. I need someone to love me the whole day through. Just one… — Lizz Wright
And you are an old man, and a fool! -Thor — Thor
Has anyone seen an old man, about yea high, possibly shouting obscenities? — Hank Hill
I might mess around, get my college degree. I bet my old man will be so proud of me but sorry pops, you'll just have… — Bruno Mars
I am a 51 year old man who looks almost as good as some of these young guys just starting out! I will just keep… — Hulk Hogan
I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One… — Unknown Author
Make an old man get his glasses, make Wesley pay his taxes. Then follow yo' moves all week on twitter, prolly make a gay nigga… — J. Cole
Hey I'm Alexa get in my van everyone knows I'm a 40 yr old man but it's ok just send me your nudes but wait… — Unknown Author
Watching wrestling with my old man was the equivalent of playing catch with your dad. — John Cena
Your son sees you hit his mother, grows up to hit women in his life as a man. You bounce from woman to woman, leaving… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Every time something happened in Mileys career, every time the train went off the track, if you will, Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it washer… — Billy Ray Cyrus
Is it normal for a 30 year old man to be as excited about going to disney world with his family as he was when… — Chris Evans
People call me an 'old soul.' It's a nice way to say that I'm like an old man. When I was 3, I acted like… — Nick Jonas
What else? She is so beautiful. You dont get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know… — John Green
I have heard the venerable and impassioned orator on the camp meeting stand rehearse the story of the crucifixion, and seen the thousands there weep… — John Wesley Powell
By working hard, old man, I hope to make something good one day. I haven't yet, but I am pursuing it and fighting for it… — Vincent Van Gogh
An old man said Eraser are made For those who make MISTAKES. A youth replied Erasers are made for those who are willing to correct… — EchoYan

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