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Old Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
- I am Psmith," said the old Etonian reverently. "There is a preliminary P before the name. This, however, is silent. Like the tomb. Compare such…
- A certain critic -- for such men, I regret to say, do exist -- made the nasty remark about my last novel that it contained…
- Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're…
- Great pals we've always been. In fact there was a time when I had an idea I was in love with Cynthia. However, it blew…
- I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.
- Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a…
- You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.
- It was one of the most disgusting spectacles I've ever seen-- this white-haired old man, who should have been thinking of the hereafter, standing there…
- We do not tell old friends beneath our roof-tree that they are an offence to the eyesight.
- One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his…
- I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that…
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