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• Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
• I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.
• I think pimp, therefore i am.
• Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
• Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
• A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and…
• All comedy comes from a dark place.
• You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did…
• And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking…
• We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u gonn' scare somebody that wanna die? you'll…
• This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?
• White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

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