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6229 Oh quotes by 3054 unique authors

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall,… — B B King
I'm Kan, the Louis Vouitton don / Bought my mom purse, now she Louis Vuitton mom / I didn't play the hand I was dealt… — Kanye West
Oh, it's soo hard being famous! I can't date anybody because everybody just wants my hot body and my Twilight millions! — Taylor Lautner
It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day — Joey Lauren Adams
The minute someone says 'Oh God, you could never do that; you can't get that kind of stuff on the air'that's the kind of stuff… — Elizabeth Montgomery
I’ll be quite frank with you — I didn’t know about Hunger Games — so when I’m telling kids and they say, ‘Who are you… — Lenny Kravitz
Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks,… — Nick Cannon
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that… — Mitch Hedberg
You get more insight as you get older, on everything. I kind of woke up one morning and was like, 'Oh I see what's happening,… — Taylor Momsen
I'm a big believer that your word is your wand. You know how people say things like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm such an idiot.' I… — Mariska Hargitay
These are stupid people that say, `Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?' I didn't go bankrupt. — Donald Trump
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! — Bill Maher
People always ask me about my makeout scenes with him [Tyler Posey]. We joke around a lot and are like, ‘Oh, that was a sloppy… — Crystal Reed
My parents thought, 'Oh, my God! What's wrong with him? He's possessed or something.' All of a sudden, I stood up and started saying my… — Raul Julia
I was just going at this career - boom, boom, boom! Then all of a sudden, at 38, Oh, my God - I forgot to… — Connie Chung
Like all mothers, mother nature is delighted to keep in touch with you when you're appearing in hit tv shows like BJ and the bear… — Greg Evigan
Mad Dog Time is the first movie I have seen that does not improve on the sight of a blank screen viewed for the same… — Roger Ebert
Oh, here comes Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Jimmy Smits! — Roger Ebert
Everyone was at Martin Freeman’s house, and Martin was there and his wife was sat at his feet and Amanda [Abbington, Freeman’s wife] was crying… — Louise Brealey
Yeah, I am in love. I'm definitely in love. She picked me up in a bar, actually. She walked by and just looked at me… — Unknown Author
You know, these guys want to talk about God; 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm a God-fearing man,… — Chael Sonnen
Certainly people are always very envious of me. When I join a new theater company, the other actors look down the program, see my Return… — Unknown Author
Oh, how we need general conference! Through conferences our faith is fortified and our testimonies deepened. And when we are converted, we strengthen each other… — Robert D. Hales
It was a crazy game. We could have scored five...oh right, we did score five, but we could have scored six, seven or eight. — Robin van Persie

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