Office Quotes

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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day… — Louis C. K.
I do have an office where about 70 percent of my writing gets done, but sometimes it does get a bit stir-crazy to be cooped… — James Rollins
The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive. — Magic Johnson
Let us sit and mock the good housewife Fortune from her wheel, that her gifts may henceforth be bestowed equally, I would we could do… — William Shakespeare
A sub-clerk in the post-office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them. — Albert Camus
The members of the department became like the Athenians who, according to the Apostle Paul, "spent their time in nothing else, but either to tell… — Joel Henry Hildebrand
In nine months, a group of children left alone with a computer in any language will reach the same standard as an office secretary in… — Sugata Mitra
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office. — Abraham Lincoln
A book calls for pen, ink, and a writing desk; today the rule is that pen, ink, and a writing desk call for a book. — Friedrich Nietzsche
I am really chained to my computer these days so I work in my bedroom, which is a room I have worked in for years… — Margaret Mahy
I can get a better grasp of what is going on in the world from one good Washington dinner party than from all the background… — Barbara Walters
I doubted that there were Communists hiding behind every corporation desk and director's chair. — Gloria Swanson
I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater. — Jamie Zawinski
I plan to die at my desk. — Don Hewitt
Microsoft was founded with a vision of a computer on every desk, and in every home. We've never wavered from that vision. — Bill Gates
My desk drawer is filled with all kinds of prayers. — Geraldine Ferraro
My desk, most loyal friend thank you. You've been with me on every road I've taken. My scar and my protection. — Marina Tsvetaeva
No special writing rituals. And my desk is usually cluttered. — Stephen Greenblatt
The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself. — Henry A. Kissinger
So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies… — Russell Baker
What's it like, Lexy? You wake up and you feel - what? Heaviness, an ache inside, a weight, yes. A soft crumpling of the flesh.… — Carolyn Parkhurst
Were parties here divided merely by a greediness for office,...to take a part with either would be unworthy of a reasonable or moral man. — Thomas Jefferson
The necessities of our condition require a thousand offices of tenderness, which mere regard for the species will never dictate. — Samuel Johnson
When the representative body have lost the confidence of their constituents, when they have notoriously made sale of their most valuable rights, when they have… — Thomas Jefferson
We are to put it mildly, in a mess, and there is a strong chance that we shall have exterminated ourselves by the end of… — Desmond Morris

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