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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered,…
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I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy…
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The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him…
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I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put…
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I've had great success being a total idiot.
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(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my…
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You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.
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Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.
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I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.
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I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.
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Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
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I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something because the…
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When we believe or say we have been offended, we usually mean we feel insulted, mistreated, snubbed, or disrespected. And certainly clumsy,…
— David A. Bednar
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And as to you Death, and you bitter hug of mortality, it is idle to try to alarm me.... And as to…
— Walt Whitman
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Let what offends God offend me, and what God pardons, I pardon.
— Criss Jami
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A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I…
— Jerry Lewis
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
— Chris Rock
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Only lies offend me, never honest counsel.
— George R. R. Martin
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Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire.…
— Chris Rock
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When I drive to work, I listen to thuggish rap at a very loud volume, even though the lyrics are degrading to…
— Roxane Gay
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Yeah I know I am not prefect, but do you think I care? no I don't, I love who I am and…
— Unknown Author
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Im glad we sorted things out I really am I never ment to upset you and I kno you were just telling…
— Nikolas
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Simply a lot of men be wantin to hear me cause their words just don't offend me.
— P Diddy
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Offend me and I'll offend you back
— Unknown Author
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